The Miasplatican Empire, the eastern part.

2005-06-12T02:25:00.000-04:00

What the Bloomin' "H" Is Going On?

2005-06-12T01:44:00.000-04:00

Something is terribly wrong over here at le splat...it's been awhile since I have wandered through ye ol' doors due to switching phone companies/broad band carriers and such, and now that I have returned all hell has broken loose.First off, my co-admin on this thing is M.I.A....Kronik where art thou? I am noticing that you have taken yourself off this thing and am wondering como?Secondly, all the

2005-03-29T11:35:00.000-05:00

i've been thinking about slang lately, as a friend of mine who is non-american born feels their english is not "good" though in fact he speaks and picks up nontraditional street talk quite proficiently. maybe its because he learned english from television? i dunno.in comparison to other countries, i think english slang is the most non-sensible and uncreative of the lot. it's like jabberwocky or

the sun is a mass of incandesent gas

2005-01-19T11:33:00.000-05:00

well, here we are again. same bat-time, same bat-channel....whatever that means. it's cold outside and the anchormen and women have already begun wishing for high temps and no snow which they will immediately bemoan the loss of when the summer actually gets here. stupid t.v. personalities. they're never content. on a truly disgusting side note: i was sitting around with fanboy a few days ago and

Chapel Taxi

2005-01-07T10:09:00.000-05:00

So far so good on the Taxi service I am providing. I seem to have a regular customer taking spaz to work. Good thing he works every day. I have also agreed to be people's "Taxi Valet" and making cigarette and beer runs for select people. I am even keeping a 12-pack in my trunk for those times when you "just can get enough"dePeche Mode A lot of my old McCillicutties clientele have trasfered to me

aunt bee's kerosene cucumbers

2004-12-19T13:23:00.000-05:00

Aunt Bee is frantic to "save" the very bronch, she ralleyed against for so long. Now she is calling me friday afternoons with the menu, and if I do not call her back - right away, she called her mom Minny Driver to do, her pinking shears version. Friday night, still not having heard her message, I was in LeSplat, and nomessage was made of the menu. You see, Briscoe called me saturday afternoon.

The Customer is always right!

2004-12-13T18:46:00.000-05:00

It is often a manager's job to placate a customer that feels wronged. It is from this act, I believe the old saying "The Customer is Always Right" comes from. Over the years it has become bastardized to be a a rallying cry for bad behavior everywhere. Rarely is a customer that actually says this, actually in the right. It is their way of saying "I want it my way". The customer is always

I felt both.......

2004-12-12T13:58:00.000-05:00

SHOCKED AND OUTRAGED as i read and reread your last posting, i find myself appalled and horrified by your scary-oke experience on so many levels that i dont know where to begin. to have anybody say that - be it out loud, to a friend or amongst strangers- is not only poor taste and manners but so terrible as to warrant nay-deserve- a powerfully

So I sez to the guy I sez

2004-12-11T13:57:00.000-05:00

I did a last minute Krappaoke hosting. It was fine, I got a bit overwhelmed due to a slow start, then an explosion of people. They were interrupting me when I was having technical difficulties. One such person, I shall call him "PJ" asked if he could play one of his own CDs. Of course I agreed, I even said people bring their own all the time. It should be important to note that people bring their

2004-12-09T09:45:00.000-05:00

for the first time ever at lesplat a server quits and the rest of the staff isnt screwed by the loss. i was pretty amazed and startled by the happening...usually, when someone quits that means i have to work a monday night s-kareoke but not this time, baBAY! and speaking of staffing issues: man, we'll hire anybody. there's a certain beauty and/or tragic quality about that in there somewhere. not

Pieces and parts of my life that do not fit on any other blog

2004-11-26T09:52:00.000-05:00

Since we rarely post anymore, I am going to assume what I have to talk about has to do lesplat since it is still a big part of my life. I was at Krispee's Copies, oops I mean USPS:Krispee's yesterday and I finally asked Steve Hilton out. Well at least for his number. This is how it went down. I leaned forward and asked him if he was seeing

Dive into the pool

2004-11-05T10:40:00.000-05:00

So I have dinner with the Professor and Mrs. Howell. We went to Buckwheat's at their new location at the suburban art exterior. Nice place, good food. Staff that would fit into the lesplat reject file. Mrs. Howell had water spilled allover her by a busser trying to save by holding a table full of dishes in one hand. Our waitress, with, as Dr. J put it, GLH (Girl Love Handles) had the memory

A Ghost story

2004-11-03T21:32:00.000-05:00

With all this writing about the conjuring, I thought I would also start a string about the ghost stories. It is well accepted that LeSplat is haunted. Theories of the ghost range from logical to the demonic and even a cachophany, but I am just going to refer to it as "The ghost". One night I let everyone byt the dishwasher go home. It was just me and him, and we dicided to have our last shot

Conjurors, We

2004-11-03T21:21:00.000-05:00

Today after working out at the gym, I decided to stop By leSlat to show the bar bitch my ass. I had already emailed a picture, so i thought she may be ready for the real thing. Having had and lost and regained the status of best ass in lexington, I was prime to show it off. Alas, Barbitch was off celebrated the birth of the fanboy. But who was sitting at the bar, but those neo floridians,

2004-10-31T10:55:00.000-05:00

this halloween weekend depressed the holy crappolo outta me. not only have not - as of yet- been able to watch ONE single-solitary scary movie, but have had to watch idiots masquerading as spooky/sexy/ambiguious idiots get drunk and annoy people. this week began with me anticipating BIG FUN in the form of birthday celebrations, alcohol, presents (to buy - not receive) a costume (for me)and

Full Fire Conjuring

2004-10-29T09:31:00.000-04:00

My parents were in town this week. Thursday we started talking about something, and I used an anecdote about some regular customers of mine to illustrate a point. These people had been on my mind. They share a love of silent movies. They and I had talked about a specific edition of Nosferatu with a brand new soundtrack. They are on the board of the Kentucky Theater organ group. So anyway,

SYNERGY, YO!

2004-10-25T11:35:00.000-04:00

in the vein of bridgette jones, i suppose we can call that 'mentionitis' but as i am the person who would rather strive for the otherworldy and/or magical explanation over sheer rationale anytime, i would have to agree that 'the power' you speak of is more than a likely phenomenon. the wicca in me knows all too well the power of the word, but sometimes i think we forget about the power of

The power

2004-10-24T23:33:00.000-04:00

I still have the power to conjure when I am in leSplat. A few weeks back, I said, out of the blue "isn't it time for chicken to come by?". As we know she lives in Boston. The following weekend, she was in town for a class reunion. Recently, I was talking to the barbitch, and brought up a former bartender. This bartender had not been in leSplat for 2 years. When I arrived the following night

2004-10-21T10:12:00.000-04:00

right about the time i was leaving work last night, i answered the phone thinking it was going to be a carry-over order to the irish bar across the street. nope. it was miss voke (or however you spell her name), the notoriously aggravating german bitch who used to waddle 'round the bar and attempt to play at demi-god- or whatever- tho she be not employed or liked, for that matter. she was in jail

BBQ AND INFAMOUS PETE...

2004-10-18T16:00:00.000-04:00

sunday night, fanboy and i were invited out by friends for free food at famous daves corporate bbq pit. considering that there were plastic ducks in the 'pond' outside the building and a wooden pig that doubled as a mailbox outside the front door, we assumed that the place would rock. it did. sortof. the margaritas were as big as my head and we enjoyed a wide plethora of meat snacks, corn muffins

Is it any wonder

2004-10-16T13:29:00.000-04:00

Minnesota: Home of Harold Stassen, the losingest presidential candidate in history. Makes Gatewood look like an amateur. Minnesota: Home of Jesse "The Mind" Ventura Minnesota: Home of Late Late's Craig Kilborn Minnesota: Home of Paul Wellstone Its in honor of these living and late Minnesotans that I bring you why I claim Minnesota to be home state. Blues Brothers, Elvis impersonators con

The decline of the Splatican Empire

2004-10-15T23:49:00.000-04:00

Pitty Patty Party Pag Shot here, shot there, shot now, Jag! Constant continence crafty craze can we, can be, a bit more dazed? Show me, shoe me, shove me Me Blow, me bro, negro Sugar-Sweet-Smack Rickets, Rock-its, Rack Crickets Crockett Crack Sorry Sorry Apologize Suess, Guisel, jibberize. --- a Later Splat Post! #### Brought to you by S*A*R*C*A*S*M The other white meat

2004-10-14T07:52:00.000-04:00

i think we may need to revise the working title of the blog from "it's splat o-rific' to something that more accurately reflects its growing and steady decline - perchance something more along the lines of 'simply wretched' (in the vein of that band who really liked red wine) or even 'with wednesdays you get a free admission to fat camp.' last eve, it was apparently 'take everyone to the strip

Sometimes I feel like a nut

2004-10-13T11:14:00.000-04:00

I had a decent time last night. I think I got a bit tipsy, and felt it this morning. I am such a light weight anymore. I love talking wrong like that so I fit in. I do it as an affectation. Like a fake accent ala Marky Bananahead of Virtua Salon and that hot new TV show "All or Nothing" Aunt Breasteses was in and out long enough for

2004-10-08T23:43:00.000-04:00

i feel that it's necessary for me to address some of your last few blog topics as i have been lapse in my bloggin'.... here i go: 1. ADDLED(SP?) CHILDREN IN PROMO-SPOTS... ...are the scabs in my cornflakes. i unfortunately understand the (il)logical reasoning in -say- placing your retarded and bucktooth'd child in the commercial (mayhap to make them feel "special?"...though aren't we to make

Listology: True Shaving Stories of Terror and Horror.

2004-10-08T13:52:00.000-04:00

Listology: True Shaving Stories of Terror and Horror.: "True Shaving Stories of Terror and Horror. by k3vin Everything is going just like the ad says. The happy men in the commercial are gliding their micro screen triple edge aloe enhanced cutting edge along, as the first blade gently pulls the whisker out, and the last blade trims it neatly below the surface. Dead skin cells are removed in a

Will the Nexus Dildo Work with the Terra-Firma Harness??

2004-10-07T19:32:00.000-04:00

Things found while googling. "terra firma". Will the Nexus Dildo Work with the Terra-Firma Harness??

No alibi Kids. In commercials

2004-10-07T13:42:00.000-04:00

In our ongoing tirade against kids in local commercials. I saw one that made my stomach turn. Parents need to understand that all kids are not cute. And even if they believe that, it is not necessarily true that theirs are. They simply may be used to them. Like when you finally forget about somes mole on the tip of their nose. Not wanting to call a kid ugly, but will. The jumpy toothless

Team Venture

2004-10-03T09:25:00.000-04:00

Venture Bros. on [Adult Swim] on Cartoon Network, is like a twisted versionof Jonny Quest. I love it. A theme of last nights episode was a mysteriousailment down in the "junk", purported to be an Amazonian Eurethra upswimming fish. At the end they had a fake PSA with the following website.The [AS] guys even went as far as made a site devoted to the issue. I lovethem guyshttp://

Bad Santa

2004-09-18T17:04:00.000-04:00

Fat Santa? when did we start acknowledging he is fat? I am sure it has something to do with the not working elf that they broke up again. Its difficult to be a controll freak when you are not working. But for real, I can never figure out which of them has a crush on me the most. But any who. I hate the kill joy, like the soeul, but hate the schedule whining. But then again, le bar bitch

drama drama and its all...

2004-09-18T13:00:00.000-04:00

...lame and boring. typical and usual. if you read it once, you've typed it twice. but here it is, the lesplat update: miss alcott has apparently been royally bitched out for all her behaviors and such for the last week which i think is a little too little too late, but there you go. it won't do/change anything but at least she got a 'talkin' too.' fat santa was in on friday sans blonde elf.

2004-09-17T10:20:00.000-04:00

ahhh...i knew this day would come. the end of my vacation and the inevitable return to the sinking ship has arrived and i am filled with a deep sense of both ambivilance and regret. maybe add a little morose dejected-hood in there somewhere as well. vacations are good. vacations are great. i miss my rich person's cabin in the notso wilderness. i really have nothing to add in the work related

I am a rat

2004-09-14T20:12:00.000-04:00

...Leaving a sinking ship. I decided last night would be my last night in le Splat. Even as a customer. I had such a horrible time as a customer, that I no longer want to be associated with the experience. Mondays tend to be a bit wild, the crowd, youthfull and exhuberant. The Goils decided they had to remember they had forgotten about a Food show they wanted to go to. In the last minute

15 Jobs mon

2004-09-06T09:56:00.000-04:00

I have been working all over the empire this week. Not all has been going as well as I'd like. My interview with the dean of the college is this week, Thursday. If I get that, I will probably pull back to just doing the Krapaoke. If just for the mack-daddy factor. Perhaps a little of Daddy mack, nick nack paddy wack for good measure. I was stool sitting for Briscoe at the Parsley Peapod Thursday

am I crazy? u-B-da-JUJ

2004-09-06T09:36:00.000-04:00

I took a weird psych test. Pretty convincing based on my trust in everything internet. What concerns me most is the narcissitic one. I see it, but not in the harming others way. Disorder Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Moderate Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: High Narcissistic

don't spit into the wind

2004-09-03T13:36:00.000-04:00

one thing about working in a bar -especially one that allows you to essentially drink freely up to and past most standards of 'sober' - is that at some point the true colors of your fellow peons and customers shine through like less than dazzeling oil puddles in a Wal-mart parking lot on double coupon day after a tornado. i could reference the day last year when a certain son of a certain

Literally

2004-08-31T10:56:00.000-04:00

I figurate that Krapaoke was extra Krappe last night. It took forever to start. Arkon the Homonid had a sore throat, which did not stop him from singing multiple songs in a row. Le bar Bitch felt I was singing a lot, but that was mainly a'cause it was so slow. My new favorite Female crush corraled me into singing "Don't go Breaking my Heart" with her. Half way through we switched genders.

Le Fee Verte Subterreaniae

2004-08-23T11:06:00.000-04:00

I finally tried the Absinthe, sans movies. I put together an Absinthe kit. I used an old 2 bottle porta-bar, with the absinthe, glass shaker of iced water, and 2 absinthe spoons inside. Outside I attached 2 green fairies I fashioned out of plastic doll cutouts and feathers. With it, I also carried a hand bag with 3 glasses and sugar cubes. I brought it to Juanita's birthday party. Briscoe and I

2004-08-23T07:11:00.000-04:00

grrr!

everybody wants to play guitar...

2004-08-12T12:14:00.000-04:00

since the damnation opened last whatever, the local music scene/talent has changed (i believe) dramatically - for both the good and its opposite. i know we've always had a venue that supports and promotes music (high on petunias comes to mind) but these establishments had the higher purpose of getting people in so as to boost alcohol sales via the lure of music rather than just trying to lure

Brunchaoke

2004-08-03T13:47:00.000-04:00

Did Brunch, one of the slowest Tiramisu days on record. I did well of course with the $5 minimum tip habit the brunchers have, but with 3 of us it was slow slow slow. Its hard to decide if it would be better to have 2 and a host with tip out, or 3 no host. I work hard enough with the three. I get pretty tired. Briscoe has been good. We have a revolving dishwasher policy so far. Very odd. . We were the original staff of leSplat. It was just us five. Aunt Bee wanted to take a picture but it did not happen. Miss Ashat worked today. Ugh, she could star in Curb Yor Entusiasm, and make it even more slow paced. Other than that, she

2004-06-24T10:35:00.000-04:00

let's see... lil' rotten showed up at work last night and somebody allowed her to go into the breakroom for a ciggy break. being the barbitch i am, i told a certain spaz the sach to remind her that only employees and valued guests were allowed that privilege and then *poof* she was gone. i suppose that was slightly if not completely a bitchy thing to do, but then again the patch on my apron is a

i was in the middle...

2004-06-23T02:13:00.000-04:00

of making a post earlier in the day when my crappy comp locked up so there...whatever lil' tidbits of wisdom seeped outta my skull onto the blog are lost forever... thanks, comp! i'm apparently the music coordinator now and received an email from the manager de a band called "LP" who will playing on the 20th of july...she apparently wants to break into the gay market (for whatever this means)...

Thank Heaven for Clothes for Girls

2004-06-22T17:39:00.000-04:00

I hit the Army today, and looked for shorts. Mens shorts - boring, (relatively) expensive. Nowhere but thrift stores is the law of supply and demand more evident. There is just more women's clothes so the prices are lower. With my new small waist, I can wear women's shorts. Any color of the rainbow. After I looked through the regular shorts, I went over to the stretch short pant section to

Borevadier

2004-06-18T22:21:00.000-04:00

Sach, Louisa Mae Alcott and I went to a Vodka debut tonight. The invite said "dress to impress" I never saw the invite, and the doorman let me in without one, but I think most people read it as "dress as oppressed". Take about late. I may have seen some nice outfits on some of the women. I saw a snazzy shirt on one guy. But by a large I felt like I was at a 25th high school reunion with the

Hellburg

2004-06-15T19:55:00.000-04:00

The only thing worse than traffic At hamburg is when its main roads are closed sms text live! -kevin3.blogspot.com

Skweezaoke

2004-06-15T02:15:00.000-04:00

Tonight I apparently had Charmin written on me because people kept squeezing my biceps. It all started with Fanboy calling me skinny boy, and grabbing my arm and like "woh?". Another singer kept petting me. I was petted last weekend too, is that a new way of flirting. And later I was talking to skinny as a rail salono man ('member the star studded tori spelling party we wanted to go to) and

i have no subject ... save me!

2004-06-15T00:26:00.000-04:00

so... the squeeze (sortof but not) concert was a riot, blast, moment of supreme joy and pleasure that has not been witnessed in many moons. glen played all the classic hits (mussels from a shell, cold coffee, etc) as well as some new greats...we danced...we drank...we tried to break backstage but then the band came out so that plan was foiled. all in all - FABULOUS. fanboy got royally drunk in

T+23

2004-06-14T14:00:00.000-04:00

Its been 23 days since I last had a drink. Not that I was a huge alchy, but 9 days had always been my record as of late. Same for aunt bee. I am getting a new A/C unit. My sweltering days will be off the past. My poor dogs, have turned into poodles, I mean puddles. Its Krapaoke tonight. I'll be wearing a pair of bright board shorts, and of course my almost trademark snuggy white tee. ---

Gimme a B

2004-06-13T18:14:00.000-04:00

B is for Bunny Cunt being thrown off the patio R is for the Ribeye ala Breakfast U is for the Unknown number of drinks Margarine bean does not know how to make N is for the Nova Scotia Benedict C is for the Caesar Salad H is for the Hell in a hand basket, the place has gone to. Put it all together and you have Bronch! All in all, it went all right, this despite having a customer that had worse

Air Conditioning

2004-06-12T23:36:00.000-04:00

I need another air conditioner. My one window unit, keeps one room cool, but if the door is open, it don't. When I had two window units, the whole house was reasonably cool when the bedroom doors are open. I hate being slimy sweaty like Briscoe County Junior Darling. --- a Later Splat Post! ####

Bronch

2004-06-12T23:32:00.000-04:00

Am I dreading de bronch? Kind of. I know it will be fine, but I also know, even 2 weeks off, got me out of my working groove. But I am looking forward to the 5 hour shift with the 8 hour money. and whatever regulars I may see. But, I had to borrow money from THEY, to fix some unanticipated overdrafts. So, this moolah, will only go to pay off that. {frown} --- a Later Splat Post! ####

2004-06-12T11:15:00.000-04:00

i am in a pre-adolescent glow of delight about seeing glen tilbrook later this evening. i dont have to work. i'm actually gonna shave my legs. life is good. for the last two days i have been dog-sitting Fancy, otherwise known as the puppy i can't have due to the fact she will be roughly the size of a red planet when she's done growing. damn, is she ever cute; like a big fluffy cloud with a

Over Rating

2004-06-10T15:18:00.000-04:00

Bartending is all about power. People love their bartenders. You know how we say, it is not enough to bring people their food, we have to make their night for them? Its more so with bartending. There is listening, attentiveness, and a bunch of other things that enhance the experience that can translate to tips. Of course, Tuesday never comes around for the hamburger today. I am getting

2004-06-10T10:57:00.000-04:00

bartending is overrated. sure there is a certain mastery as illustrated by tom cruise and brian whatever his last name is in the movie cocktail, but really it's all about memorizing how many different things you can make with crown and cranberry juice. suzie q is a great person to work with behind the bar, unlike spazzy jacko who is all elbows and rocking chair legs. when the bizness is dead, we

le Splat de l'eau

2004-06-08T23:38:00.000-04:00

I swung by le Splat this evening after dinner with the wife and her girlfriend. I had not seen her for quite a while. At le Splat, I saw lots of drunkies out on the sidewalk smoking and telling me to grow hair. Sach had a skinny off with me, at h is request, and it was decided he won, although he did not agree. What he ultimately decided is, my frame is bigger so my waist looks smaller in

Horrible Shopping Rant

2004-06-08T19:56:00.000-04:00

I had a mostly horrible day shopping. I went to Coal Pile to buy a dress shirt. Not sure if my neck got smaller, I asked a clerk if she could measure me for one. She said "I can give you a tape measure". Not exactly what i had in mind. I also had difficulty finding underwear that fit. I found out they do not carry UW in my size. Apparently their customer demographic eats a

deep thoughts

2004-06-06T15:50:00.000-04:00

One of the new pictures from the photo shoot.

Italia NOT the stripper. The photos YES the stripper

2004-06-06T15:49:00.000-04:00

I love my new Venetian Blinds the M&M got me from My Big Fat Italian Vacation. (previously referred to as fazoliville) I wore them, as some may have noted. I left all sorts of surprises around their house - I think there are 10 in. Most found almost immediately. Some as Major, as new art. others as minor as replacing the ice in the ice bin with pineapple shaped novelty cubes. The pictures are

2004-06-06T14:27:00.000-04:00

first and foremost: i am so over my computer malfunctions that i had to stop myself from pitching my hard drive outta my window. ultimately, it was too heavy to lift while intoxicated and i didn't want to disrupt the pile of cd's and assorted crappola from the top of its girth so i just let it live to screw up another day... well well well...the ladies M&M are back from their tour de Italia and

Just another manic krapaoke

2004-06-01T11:11:00.000-04:00

It seems I only post about karaoke anymore. But since I am the only blogger on this blog with internet anymore, and I only seem to make it into lesplat for Karaoke, what can be expected of me. Jonabel totally screwed me. He nearly ran out of sign up slips, took two books home, and promised a new RF Converter for the TVs. When did he show up? Like 11:00.

Girthy

2004-05-31T15:02:00.000-04:00

Ball Park franks has this commercial out now where this hungry guy is estolling the virtues of thick weiners. "Gurthee" he says as close to sexy as a guy like the King of Queens can get. It reminds me of the "does size matter?" debates that go on in women's and men's magazines everywhere. Yes I ahve seen the debates in Maxim and Men's Health. Its seems length does not matter as much as width.

White Party

2004-05-28T02:39:00.000-04:00

The white party went better than I had hoped. I kept my chin up, but was worried it may have been a bust. But it went very well. My clothes were a hit. But a personal highlight for me was taking off my shirt and having liquid latex applied to my chest, back and face. After which, I had 3 over sized beads and my pearled cat mask. Very cool. In other news, apparently a tornado went through

fazoliville

2004-05-25T18:20:00.000-04:00

So I'm house sitting for the goyls when they go to fazoliville. I have a long list of things to accomplish when I am there. The most life threatening of which is injecting their animal with a life giving substance. I am watering the plants too. Some tasks for me to do I'll just do, other ones I'll share with Alice, their housekeeper. I'll spend the night

Okie Dokaoke

2004-05-20T22:08:00.000-04:00

A special Wednesday Karaoke session with leBar Bitch tending bar with the ever popular Barina Czarina, that will not let anyone go, as manager. It never seemed all that busy, but I had a good time with the karaoke, mainly because people kept signing up and having fun. Even the bad ones were at least entertaining. There was a crypto straight couple that seemed to be chummy with lesbians. I

Thong Song Trilogy

2004-05-18T12:01:00.000-04:00

Last night I attended an LP Recall Party at the Damnation. It was for a hot new group - manatee. I'd like to say they had the youthful bright eyed idealism of the Bugaloos, with the gritty realism of Cop Rock!. The dreamy lead singer, Bart Manatee, was backed by lead guitar, G-fry, and drummer Jeremy. I am wondering if anyone noticed the helmut-style comb-over on G-fry. As the evening

My DVD Collection

2004-05-12T20:23:00.000-04:00

and we have the world's most pointless blog, since Hong Kong Miasplat.. My DVD Collection

A New Way to post

2004-05-11T16:56:00.000-04:00

this is a new way to post - via email. I can sms from my phone. ### Kevin kevin3.blogspot.com

Media Whores

2004-05-09T23:04:00.000-04:00

Not sure if I like the new interface,... But did you see Professor Transgender on the news tonight? Ch 27 had Miss Corset on TV for being kicked out of The Campus Ho, and Pizzo's. Boo Hoo. At LeSplat we just make fun of him. --- a Later Splat Post! ####

Pointless Meme of the Day:

2004-05-08T13:41:00.000-04:00

Go into your blog archives. Find your 23rd post (or closest to it). Find the fifth sentence (or closest to it). Unless you are sasquatch, if you are sasquatch the rules are different Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions. "jack is a handsome guy, but could be a beautiful woman....if he wanted to, that is." From this post dated 09/05/03 --- a Later

politico's, emptiness and the tellie - oh my!

2004-05-05T08:58:00.000-04:00

that david kutchinitch (i know that i'm not spelling that correctly) was in town last night and we got a whole two people from the crowd. they wore ties and when i asked them if he said anything "good" they then seemed surprised that i knew that they had been to his speech (i was like, well - the ties didn't help me out at all!). we were dead as hell. worse than a typical tuesday. "mama" was

Smokaoke non.

2004-05-04T12:26:00.000-04:00

Krappaoke was pretty good last night, not terribly well attended. First thing I did however was fix the TV. I did it so fast, it was almost hard to remember me doing it, or that it even did not work. Fortunately Billy Jack and Jorge Furniture witnesses the act. The sangers were good. It was cold though, and all the people going out to smoke made me freezie. Aunt Bee and

All I do is cook and workout.

2004-05-02T13:06:00.000-04:00

I am like some crazed heart patient Jack LaLane. I cook healthy and look forward to my work out days. There is however, little risk that I will look like Hans or Franz, as my workout, at the moment, is very light on the old erxerto-meter. I am however, putting on muscle mass. I have gained 3 pounds, but my stomach is getting flatter. I have to watch my diet obsessively though. I had some

and the beat goes on...

2004-05-02T12:15:00.000-04:00

thus ends the first week of the no-smoking ban de work and i must comment that it IS effecting bizness. i will add the lil' tidbit of the derby in louisville probably had something to do with it all as well - but lack of money is lack of money no matter how you split the hair. more importantly: no brisco notso darling. it has been great! granted, the food took forever to get outta the kitchen

2004-04-25T13:15:00.000-04:00

It was either thursday or friday and i was watching Leno and that guy roco from the restaurant was a guest...(I guess it's obvious that i am a reluctant fan of the show by now). he's such a prissy pants and an obvious snob who must be pretentiously aware of his "fame" that it's plastered on his face in the form of a smile. he thinks that because his name is on the building that it somehow

Glad the PC is working

2004-04-24T16:06:00.000-04:00

Its kind of like the Andy Griffith Show. When Andy left the show, and Ken Berry came in, and the show became Mayberry RFD -- no one understood why Aunt Bee was still with the new guy. The show sucked too. I am not saying who Andy may be, but the last time he left for a while the place went down hill too. I miss the ModgURL. --- a Later Splat Post! ####

2004-04-21T08:00:00.000-04:00

it's been awhile since i posted to ye ol' blog-a-roo.....mostly due to the fact that my computer is possessed by an evil spirit with the power to freeze the internal workings of my poor dear pc which in turn causes me to spew vile and filthy words and such at said computer. sucks. well, what to update first? the staff at lespalt is totally different and overhauled and not necessarily for the

Ragstock - New and Vintage Clothing - Locations

2004-04-04T22:07:00.000-04:00

Ragstock - New and Vintage Clothing - Locations this be the Vatican of thrift shops. I shall make a pilgrimage to the Mall of America locartion this thursday. Hopefully I'll be able to get to the warehouse store.

Comment Functionality

2004-04-04T10:26:00.000-04:00

Comment away, add your thoughts, wishes, needs. we cannot delete them, so be aware they are forever. --- a Later Splat Post! ####

Cable access

2004-04-04T10:01:00.000-04:00

Subliminal SuggestionYes, be on TV, even if its cable, even if its digital cable.I've wanted to do TV for some time. I wonder if it is still possible to have a cable access show. Wouldn't a live taping at LeSpalt be a fun time for a thursday? Guests. Music. Witty reparte. When I get back in town i am going to be contacting, the cable company about such a show. BB would you be interested

The state of gay eats

2004-04-04T09:48:00.000-04:00

Not that there's anything wrong with that, as we often like to say LeSplat is not a gay restaurant. More than half our staff and clientele is decidedly not gay.

C3P0

2004-03-26T11:37:00.000-05:00

I bought new pants last night. I asked ole c3 what size he wore,m and they were one inch bigger. He said he could wear my size, but he was wearing the ones today just because. He says he is taking up my mantle of dressing in theme, as no one else seemed to like to play. Toby was dress not very trashy last night. --- a Later Splat Post! ####

Splat des artiste

2004-03-24T17:18:00.000-05:00

Last night, des artiste de TeeTee, in a liquor soaked state of sentimentality, told me she had me in her thoughts when I was sick. And that I could be as mean to her as I want. How weird. She cannot let that shit go. --- a Later Splat Post! ####

Well there I was.

2004-03-23T23:21:00.000-05:00

Non-Compensated Endorsement Fun Fat Farm Vacation for Wymyn with a "Y" I wonder if people actually thought I looked good, or it was one of those things, where they say it then whisper afterwards... Kind of like we do with smarmy krohn's disease dude. Who I think looks sickly. My "new" look can pass for sickly. I meant to say my whole "Heart Failure Bypass Lie" was just a cover for my fat

Here I come

2004-03-23T16:03:00.000-05:00

I am hoping for an early dinner at home, then popping downtown for a bit of visit to leSplat. I am hoping its dead, and mostly regulars. I hope to be down there around 6 or 7. I will not be staying long, but am getting a bit of crazy hanging around the house, or going out of it only with my folks. Plus I need to show off my new svelte, if not scarred self. --- a Later Splat Post! ####